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Super Sad True Love Story: A Novel

Super Sad True Love Story: A NovelAuthor: Gary Shteyngart
Publisher: Random House
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Media: Hardcover
Edition: 1
Pages: 352
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Dimensions (in): 9.4 x 6.5 x 1.2

ISBN: 1400066409
Dewey Decimal Number: 813.6
EAN: 9781400066407
ASIN: 1400066409

Publication Date: July 27, 2010
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Amazon Best of the Month, August 2010: Welcome to the day after tomorrow. In Gary Shteyngart's near-future New York, the dollar has been pegged to the yuan, the American Restoration Authority is on high security alert, and Lenny Abramov, the middle-aged possessor of a decent credit score but an absurdly low--and embarrassingly public--Male Hotness rating, is in love with the young Eunice Park. Like many of the clients of his employer, the Post-Human Services division of the Staatling-Wapachung Corporation, he'd also like to live forever, but all he really wants is to love Eunice. And for a time, despite the traditional challenges of their gaps in age and ethnicity and the more modern hurdle of an oppressively networked culture that makes your most private identity as transparent as the Onionskin jeans that are all the rage, he does. Super Sad True Love Story is as corrosively hilarious as you'd expect from the satirist of Absurdistan and The Russian Debutante's Handbook, but what may surprise you are the moments when the satire hits bedrock and the story becomes--no air quotes required--sad, true, and very much a love story. --Tom Nissley

Product Description
The author of two critically acclaimed novels, The Russian Debutante’s Handbook and Absurdistan, Gary Shteyngart has risen to the top of the fiction world. Now, in his hilarious and heartfelt new novel, he envisions a deliciously dark tale of America’s dysfunctional coming years—and the timeless and tender feelings that just might bring us back from the brink.

In a very near future—oh, let’s say next Tuesday—a functionally illiterate America is about to collapse. But don’t that tell that to poor Lenny Abramov, the thirty-nine-year-old son of an angry Russian immigrant janitor, proud author of what may well be the world’s last diary, and less-proud owner of a bald spot shaped like the great state of Ohio. Despite his job at an outfit called Post-Human Services, which attempts to provide immortality for its super-rich clientele, death is clearly stalking this cholesterol-rich morsel of a man. And why shouldn’t it? Lenny’s from a different century—he totally loves books (or “printed, bound media artifacts,” as they’re now known), even though most of his peers find them smelly and annoying. But even more than books, Lenny loves Eunice Park, an impossibly cute and impossibly cruel twenty-four-year-old Korean American woman who just graduated from Elderbird College with a major in Images and a minor in Assertiveness.

After meeting Lenny on an extended Roman holiday, blistering Eunice puts that Assertiveness minor to work, teaching our “ancient dork” effective new ways to brush his teeth and making him buy a cottony nonflammable wardrobe. But America proves less flame-resistant than Lenny’s new threads. The country is crushed by a credit crisis, riots break out in New York’s Central Park, the city’s streets are lined with National Guard tanks on every corner, the dollar is so over, and our patient Chinese creditors may just be ready to foreclose on the whole mess. Undeterred, Lenny vows to love both Eunice and his homeland. He’s going to convince his fickle new love that in a time without standards or stability, in a world where single people can determine a dating prospect’s “hotness” and “sustainability” with the click of a button, in a society where the privileged may live forever but the unfortunate will die all too soon, there is still value in being a real human being.

Wildly funny, rich, and humane, Super Sad True Love Story is a knockout novel by a young master, a book in which falling in love just may redeem a planet falling apart.
 



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5 out of 5 stars Frankie says....this is what you get when all you care about is money and sex   September 8, 2010
Luigi Facotti (Chicago Il)
Gary Shteyngart's new book operates at many levels - a flippant and biting satire on social mores in the US that echo the decline and fall of Soviet Russia - a parable of where the decadence emanating from Washington and Wall Street is taking us - the love story of Lenny and Eunice- America as a helpless and complicit satellite of Capitalist China - the evolution of the iPhone to the ubiquitous apparati - female genital displays via transparent jeans- pre teen pornogrpahy - the search for endless youth. Frankie Goes to Hollywood meet the Vampire Squids of Wall Street meets Larry Flynt - meets a disconnected government obsequious to emerging world powers - meets unappreciated veterans from a futile war in Venezuela - meets Low and High Net Worth Individuals. All too possible and woven effortlessly together by the convincing magic of Mr. Shteyngart's pen. I was amazed at the mention of the obscure BBC cult movie "Threads" and how he summed up the narcissistic You Tube generation with Eunice's comment "I've never really learned how to read texts ....just to scan them for information". As Mr. Shteyngart continues to build as an important writer for the 21st century it is to be hoped that he avoids being tarred by David Mitchell's pompous assumption of Anthony Burgess' book blurbs ""the American novel is safe in Gary Shteyngart's gifted hands". Yuk!


3 out of 5 stars More Sad Than Funny   September 6, 2010
Melvyn Bloom (New York)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful

Shteyngart's new novel lacks the brilliance of his "Absurdistan" and much of the humor falls as flat as the imagination. Told mainly through quotations from diary entries and whatever technologically advanced form of email is transmitted by the ubiquitous "apparats" carried or worn by its characters in the near future, it is a somewhat slower and more frustrating read than one might expect. The satire is biting and ultimately frightening. The narrator is the familiar nebbish--a Woody Allen of the mid-21st century, complete with a Korean-American girlfriend. Her electronic communication with family and friends and her mother's messages to her are amusing and show good understanding of the culture, no doubt from the author's own family experience. By the last page, the reader's dominant feeling is that this is indeed a "sad, sad, sad" story.


5 out of 5 stars Super Dark, but somehow funny (at times) Dystopian Novel   September 6, 2010
Gift Card (Hershey, PA)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful

This novel is both a joy and a mental and emotional workout. By extrapolating directly from current trends (and assuming no socio-moral-economic correction occurs--sorry Glenn Beck) Gary Shteyngart creates a very plausible, and for the most part extremely undesirable, future outcome for his adopted country, and by extension, for the civilizations of mankind. While some aspects are a bit sentimental/predictable, most of it is jarring. A lot of it is very, very funny.

I recommend this book with the highest possible level of enthusiasm. Shteyngart is brilliant at his craft; we are taken into an experience, a world, a nation that quickly becomes a convincing alternate reality. We often "figure out" things about this world that somehow elude the narrators, even the thoughtful and melancholy protagonist Lenny, who sometimes seems to speak for the author, and sometimes Lenny draws conclusions from observations of the people and the goings on of his world that our 21st Century minds probably wouldn't. As we pass into and through this dark, dystopian world and the cataclysmic events that unfold there, especially in the last 100 pages or so, the reader recognizes human foibles that have always existed, others that are a product of our current obsession with technologies, and others that are a simple extrapolation of the inevitable outcome of our newly discovered intellectual, moral, fiscal and social laziness.

It made me wonder... did people in the so-called "dark ages" after the fall of the Roman Empire realize that the age they were living in was 'dark'?



1 out of 5 stars Super Sad True Love Story: a Novel   September 6, 2010
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2 out of 5 found this review helpful

This novel was very disappointing. It was not as not as cleverly written as his prior works.


5 out of 5 stars Witty, shocking and funny- I'm just truly sad that this lovely story ended   September 4, 2010
Masha279
2 out of 3 found this review helpful

I started reading this book having never read anything else by this author and with no idea what this story was about. If anything, I was worried that it would be melodramatic from the sound of the title. By the time I finished the first page I realized that this novel is anything but a breezy, sappy story. The satire was almost biting at times, but this book managed to make me laugh and almost cry before I finished it. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes well written fiction with heaps of social commentary and a sardonic twist.

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Worthwhile Reading

Expectations Versus Reality in Retirement
By Marc Cram

As we baby boomers approach retirement many of us have started to take a much closer look at what we will need in the form of assets if we are to live to the age of 80 and beyond. Most of us have been very focused on accumulation of assets up to this point and may not have stopped to consider what the future outcomes might look like.

We all have had expectations of what our accounts might look like and some of us have had those expectations dashed by market corrections or other financial setbacks. I think it is time that we took a close look at what other expectations we have for the future versus what reality might spring upon us. If we are to be successful in our own retirements we should move toward it with our eyes wide open and our plans firmly in place.

What follows is a short examination of five areas that each of us should prepare for and a few ideas that might help you improve your chances of success. Some of this might appear to be doomsday like but I think we will all be better off if we prepare for the worst while expecting the best, so let’s dig in.

Expectation #1: The stock market will continue to provide above average returns well into the next decade.

We know that investing in the stock market has produced the best chance of growing our assets at rates that beat inflation and other fixed money instruments over time. If you stay invested you will always get the average market return for the period you are in the market.

One thing we can say for sure about the markets, though, is that they will never go straight up or straight down. We tend to see periods of growth and periods of stagnation. In the short-term no one can predict whether you will make or lose money but we know that over the long term (10 plus years) you will get whatever the markets return.

The danger for us going forward is that when we start taking income from our investments, every negative year will shorten the lifespan of our potential income stream by as much as 5 years or more. If we want to live comfortably to ages of 85 or 90 we will need more predictable returns than those odds will give us. Are you willing to bet that the markets will perform the way you want them to when you get ready to retire? I don’t think any of us is willing to take that bet and that is why more and more of us are looking for instruments that will guarantee us a minimum return and lifetime income streams with the money we already have accumulated. A little research on your part should yield some good choices for those assets you can’t afford to lose.

Expectation #2: I will be in lower tax bracket when I retire.

I am sure you have been told this by every planner or investment professional you have ever talked to. They all encouraged you to fully fund your IRAs and 401ks because of the current tax deductions and the tax deferred growth with the promise that when you retired you will be in a lower tax bracket. I have conducted seminars for over 5 years now where I ask the question of my audience, “do you think future tax rates will be lower, the same or higher”? I can count on one hand the number of people who said lower or the same. When you look at our country’s current level of debt along with the future liabilities for our major entitlement programs (which we will look at next) I think you too will be hard pressed to think your taxes will even stay the same going forward, let alone reduce.

Whatever your current tax bracket is, can you imagine living on less than you are today? If your income stays the same and your deductions disappear because your kids are gone and your home is paid off, what chance do you have to reduce your tax burden? The reality is that during a 20 year retirement, if you have accumulated all of your retirement assets in tax-deferred accounts, you will pay 10 times more in taxes than you saved in taxes over your lifetime, assuming no tax increase. Every increase in taxes going forward will mean you will need to take more money out of your savings to maintain the same lifestyle.

One way to solve this dilemma is to start funding a private tax-free retirement plan using an insurance product that is linked to a market index and designed to provide maximum cash accumulation with a minimum death benefit. This product is known as equity indexed universal life. Here again, a little research on your part will reveal multiple, high quality companies that currently offer these products.

Expectation # 3: I can count on Medicare and Social Security to be there for me like it was for my parents.

The reality is that both of these programs are in trouble and will only get worse as the 80 million baby boomers enter retirement. Ask anyone under the age of 40 if they think Social Security will be there for them and you will soon see that this reality is already well entrenched in our culture. The facts are that 60% of current retirees say that 50% of their income currently comes from Social Security, 34% say that it is 90% of their income and 22% say that it is 100% of their income.

By one account, it is predicted that by 2019 Medicare will consume 24% of all tax receipts and by 2042 it will consume 51% of all taxes collected.1 If you think universal health care will solve this problem, you must realize that Medicare is a form of universal health care and anything that will replace it will be burdened by the same reality of baby boomers living much longer in retirement than their parents ever did.

As for Social Security, it is predicted that the Social Security trust fund will begin be tapped into in 2018 and be completely depleted by 2044.2 If we had made changes to this program years ago we might have been able to extend it but I don’t see any congress willing to touch this problem until it is too late.

The bottom line is that benefits will need to go down, we will need to wait longer to be eligible and taxes will need to go up to pay for the massive increases in cost that will result from the higher usage figures projected. We are going to have to become responsible for our own retirement planning and should these promised benefits materialize for us we should feel lucky if we can plan an extra night on the town every month.

Expectation #4: I will live to my normal life expectancy.

This might well be true but then you must ask yourself, what is my life expectancy? When Social Security was instituted the average time spent in retirement was 3 years. Many of us today will spend 20 to 30 years in retirement. Statistically speaking, if you are a single male age 65 you have a 50% chance you will live to age 85 and a 25% chance to live to 92. If you are a single female age 65 you have a 50% chance you will live to 88 and 25% you will live to 94. If you are a married couple age 65 one of you has a 50% chance to live to 92 and a 25% to live to 97.

If these numbers don’t get you thinking about how long you will need for your money to last consider this. One of the fastest growing age groups in the United States are those people over the age of 100. There are currently over 27,000 people over 100 and that number is sure to grow as the baby boomers begin to age.

Expectation # 5: I will stay healthy well into my final years.

There is no doubt about it; we are much more conscious of our health and taking care of our bodies and minds than any generation in the history of the world. We are finding new ways to combat disease and to stave off illness as well as to treat conditions that would have killed us only a generation ago. However, all of this has come at a price and that price needs to be calculated into our future income needs.

According to a study by Fidelity Investments, a retired couple without employer-sponsored health insurance can expect to pay $215,000 for out-of-pocket health care costs like premiums and co-pays. Moreover, this number does not include significant costs like long-term care, which isn't fully covered by Medicare. These numbers also assume you live to your life expectancy and not beyond. Last year these costs rose by 7.5% and we do not know what kind of increases we may see in the years ahead. As we have outlined above, Medicare costs could easily rise by double digits in the next 20 years.

If we add in home health care and long-term care into this equation we can easily double the numbers above and put a further strain on our already over taxed retirement funds. One thing you can do about potential long-term care needs is to purchase a long-term care policy from one of the many experts in this field. What you can do to prepare

The numbers aren’t pretty but there is no need to despair. Whether you have years to prepare for retirement or you are already there you can create a plan to succeed and prosper in your own retirement. To summarize let’s go over the realities again:

• Investment directly into stock market investments can leave you at the mercy of the markets and geopolitical events. You will need to be in investments that can give you predictable returns without the threat of market downturns.

• Taxes will probably be going up over the next few years and into your retirement. It would be best to use your tax-deferred retirement plans early in your retirement and it may be prudent to move them to tax-free instruments at your earliest opportunity.

• Government entitlement programs will take a larger and larger share of the tax revenue in the future and future benefits may well be reduced or eliminated. Start taking responsibility of your future income needs by using instruments that can give you market based growth in a tax-free environment.

• Plan to outlive your own life expectancy. Create plans that will provide income streams you cannot outlive. There are many instruments on the market today that provide living income benefits you cannot outlive and that can be funded with both taxable and tax-deferred assets you now own.

• Expect to stay healthy but plan for the probability that you will need to spend more on heath care in the future. Purchase a long-term care policy that will pay for future needs at home and in care facilities.

One thing you can do right now is to get educated and speak with a professional advisor, preferably one who carries the CERTIFIED FINANCIAL PLANNER® designation. The sooner you take action the greater your success will be. Remember, by planning for the worst while expecting the best, you will be the ultimate winner and your retirement years will be all you have dreamed they would be.

1 According to Medicare Trustee Thomas R. Saving, a professor of economics at Texas A&M University and senior fellow at the National Center for Policy Analysis. 2 Trustees of the Social Security Trust Fund

Marc Cram is a CERTIFIED FINANCIAL PLANNER® in Durham, North Carolina. He works with families to protect and increase their assets using safe liquid investments. Marc holds a free online seminar every Monday evening at 9:00 pm Eastern time and can be contacted through his website at www.cramgroup.com. You can download a free 12 page article on how to safely and conservatively build wealth at www.wealthyyou.us

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